Whoa

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Had some really wild dreams about the life of Jesus. Mostly the message was that the apposes got everything he was trying to say totally wrong. In my dream he came back to earth a few years after his death and became enraged at what was being taught as his. there was a major element of the apostles making up things people needed to do to gain his favor and devoting their lives to him and what not that really pissed him off, and the excuses the apostles gave was that people needed this sort of thing more than being told they were good the way they are. There was also some minor side bar stuff about a child created with marry Magdalen and something rather odd about it not being through sex... exactly but through a handshake... though I seem to remember me saying something along the lines of "Like he jacked off and had goo on his hand, then later she fingered herself?" Though I can't really explain this bit, and it seems like its sort of blurred with the immaculate conception story dealing with Jesus' birth.

I'm pretty sure the immaculate conception stuff is related to a joke I made at the doctors office the other day when they asked if it was ok to X-Ray me and for the 3rd time asked if it was possible for me to be pregnant. I said "Well not unless it's immaculate, and I haven't seen God around lately." I don't think the nurse got the joke because she went off on how she heard soemthing on the radio that morning about some lady seeing Jesus on a grill cheese sandwich

There was also some really wild stuff about a child... but that's all pretty foggy. There was something about a dead tree that was being mourned, with lily flowers around it and stuff.